Loud Numbers
I find myself slightly offended that I haven’t been asked about this yet. I’m guessing it’s because either no one has noticed or they just assumed it was a mistake. I can overlook the former. If it’s the latter, then I’m just going to assume you’re either new here or you haven’t been paying attention to my madness, as there’s always a higher chance it’s on purpose than not.
So, I’m going to give you the answer before anyone has a chance to ask the question. Because it makes me laugh and therefore, the likelihood it will make all of you also laugh is incredibly high and these are the statistics I strive for in life.
Speaking of statistics …